Sayings for drunk

1. "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."

2. "I drink to make other people more interesting."

3. "I'm not drunk, I'm just chemically inconvenienced."

4. "I only drink on days that end in 'y'."

5. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."

6. "I'm not drunk, I'm just intoxicated by you."

7. "I may be drunk, but you're beautiful. And tomorrow, I'll be sober but you'll still be beautiful."

8. "I don't have a drinking problem, I have a drinking solution."

9. "Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."

10. "I'm not drunk, I'm just embracing my inner pirate."

Above is Sayings for drunk.

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