Sayings free printable funny bathroom signs
1. "Please remain seated during the entire performance."
2. "Wash your hands, ya filthy animal."
3. "This is my throne, don't be a peasant."
4. "If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."
5. "Bathroom rules: 1. Wash your hands. 2. Flush the toilet. 3. If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be a sweetie and wipe the seatie."
6. "Employees must wash hands before returning to work... or after eating ribs."
7. "Welcome to our ool. Notice there's no 'P' in it. Let's keep it that way."
8. "Gentlemen, please aim straight. Ladies, please remain seated for the entire performance."
9. "Remember, only you can prevent bathroom graffiti."
10. "If you can't aim, sit down. If you can't sit down, aim better."
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