Sayings funny quotes about men

1. "Men are like parking spots, the good ones are always taken and the rest are handicapped."

2. "Men are like mascara, they usually run at the first sign of emotion."

3. "Men are like fine wine, they start out as grapes and it's up to women to stomp the crap out of them until they turn into something acceptable to have dinner with."

4. "Men are like snowstorms, you never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get, or how long it will last."

5. "Men are like Bluetooth, they connect to you when you're nearby, but when you're far away they search for new devices."

6. "Men are like bank accounts, without a lot of money they don't generate much interest."

7. "Men are like puppies, adorable and fun at first, but then they chew up your favorite shoes and pee on the carpet."

8. "Men are like coffee, the best ones are rich, hot, and can keep you up all night."

9. "Men are like parking tickets, they're annoying, hard to get rid of, and they always show up when you least expect them."

10. "Men are like hurricanes, they start off with a lot of blowing and sucking, but in the end, they leave you wet and confused."

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