Sayings play on words
1. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
2. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."
3. "I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet. I don't know y."
4. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
5. "I'm writing a book on hurricanes and tornadoes. It's a whirlwind of a project."
6. "I'm friends with a mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers. He'll stop at nothing to avoid them."
7. "I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down."
8. "I used to be a shoe salesman, but I lost my sole."
9. "I'm friends with a baker who is really good at making bread. He's on a roll."
10. "I'm friends with a tailor who is always sewing. He's really cut out for the job."
Above is Sayings play on words.
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