Sayings that don t make sense anymore

1. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch."

2. "Don't cry over spilled milk."

3. "Don't put all your eggs in one basket."

4. "An apple a day keeps the doctor away."

5. "A penny for your thoughts."

6. "Bite the bullet."

7. "Break a leg."

8. "Cat got your tongue?"

9. "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth."

10. "The early bird catches the worm."

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Hilarious sayings to write in wedding card

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Clean hands sayings quote

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