Sayings that make no sense but are funny
1. "I'm as confused as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
2. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
3. "She's as sharp as a marble."
4. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse... and chase the jockey."
5. "He's as slow as molasses in January."
6. "I'm sweating like a sinner in church."
7. "She's as happy as a clam at high tide."
8. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
9. "He's as lost as a ball in tall grass."
10. "I'm as nervous as a long-tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs."
Above is Sayings that make no sense but are funny.
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