Sayings that make you think and laugh

1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

2. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

3. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

4. "I'm writing a book on procrastination. Maybe I'll finish it later."

5. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."

6. "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."

7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

8. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

9. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

10. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity."

Above is Sayings that make you think and laugh.

Bdsm sweetheart sayings

1. I'll be your good little sub, ready to please you in every way.2. I crave your dominance and surrender to your control.3. You're my master, my everything. I belong to you completely.4. I love the way you take charge and make me feel so desired.5. I trust you to push my limits and explore

Get well card sayings cancer

1. Sending you strength and healing thoughts as you fight this battle. You are not alone.2. You are a warrior, and you will conquer this. Wishing you a speedy recovery.3. Your strength and courage inspire us all. Keep fighting, we are here for you.4. Sending you love, positivity, and healing

Sayings for feeling down

1. This too shall pass.2. Every storm runs out of rain.3. Tough times don't last, tough people do.4. The darkest hour is just before the dawn.5. When you're going through hell, keep going.6. Fall seven times, stand up eight.7. It's okay to not be okay.8. You are stronger than you thin

Cool shirt sayings

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Evening sayings

1. As the sun sets, let gratitude fill your heart for the day that has passed.2. The evening is a time to unwind, reflect, and recharge for the day ahead.3. In the quiet of the evening, may you find peace and serenity.4. The evening sky is a canvas painted with the colors of tranquility.5.

Sayings from ghibli films

1. Just follow your heart and keep smiling. - Kiki's Delivery Service2. Always believe in yourself. Do this and no matter where you are, you will have nothing to fear. - The Cat Returns3. Life is suffering. It is hard. The world is cursed. But still, you find reasons to keep living. - Princess

Sayings from peaky blinders

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Water idioms and sayings

1. Don't throw the baby out with the bathwater - Meaning not to discard something valuable while getting rid of something unwanted.2. In hot water - Being in trouble or facing a difficult situation.3. Testing the waters - Trying something cautiously before fully committing to it.4. Fish out o

Milestone quotes sayings

1. The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. - Lao Tzu2. Success is not a destination, but a journey. - Zig Ziglar3. The only impossible journey is the one you never begin. - Tony Robbins4. Every great journey begins with a single step, but you'll never finish if you don't st

Popular leprechaun sayings

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