Sayings to make you laugh
1. "I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
2. "I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
3. "I'm reading a book on the history of glue. I just can't seem to put it down."
4. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
5. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
6. "I told my computer I needed a break, now it won't stop sending me vacation ads."
7. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
8. "I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
9. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
10. "I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
Above is Sayings to make you laugh.
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Here are some funny sayings that you might enjoy:1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just on a mission to test gravity.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not short, I'm just conc
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1. زندگی ایک سفر ہے، جس میں ہمیں مشکلات کا سامنا کرنا پڑتا ہے۔2. زندگی میں کامیابی کے لئے محنت اور استقامت ضروری ہے۔3. ہر مشکل کا حل موجود ہوتا ہے، صرف صبر اور یقین رکھنا ہوتا ہے۔4. زندگی میں کامیابی کا راز خود پر اعتماد اور مثبت سوچ میں ہے۔5. زندگی کی قیمت اس وقت معلوم ہوتی ہے جب وقت کم ہوتا ہے۔
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