Sayings with shit in them
1. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade out of that shit."
2. "You can't polish a turd, but you can roll it in glitter."
3. "Don't let the shit hit the fan."
4. "Sometimes you have to shovel a lot of shit before you find the gold."
5. "That's the way the shit crumbles."
6. "You can't make a silk purse out of a sow's ear."
7. "Don't cry over spilled milk, just clean that shit up."
8. "You can't make an omelette without breaking some eggs."
9. "Life is like a box of chocolates, full of shit."
10. "When in doubt, just say 'oh, shit!'"
Above is Sayings with shit in them.
1. Smugness is the armor of the small-minded, shielding them from the humility that comes with true wisdom.2. The smug man sees only his own reflection, blind to the beauty and complexity of the world around him.3. Smugness is the illusion of superiority, a fragile facade that crumbles in the f
1. Father, forgive them, for they do not know what they are doing. (Luke 23:34)2. Truly I tell you, today you will be with me in paradise. (Luke 23:43)3. Woman, here is your son, and to the disciple, Here is your mother. (John 19:26-27)4. My God, my God, why have you forsaken me? (Matthew
1. Do everything you have to do, but do not be attached to the results. Do not be motivated by the fruits of your actions, but rather by the actions themselves.2. The mind is restless and difficult to restrain, but it is subdued by practice.3. Whenever dharma declines and the purpose of life is
1. Happiness is being with you, my love. 2. Together is my favorite place to be. 3. The best kind of happiness is the one that you share with someone special. 4. In your arms, I have found my happy place. 5. Together we make a perfect team, bringing out the best in each other. 6. Happines
1. Walls don't just keep people out, they also keep people in. 2. Sometimes walls are necessary to protect what's inside. 3. The strongest walls are built with love and trust. 4. Walls may confine us, but they also define us. 5. Break down the walls that separate us, and build bridges that
1. Giving advice is like giving a plant water - sometimes it helps, sometimes it just makes a mess.2. Giving advice is easy, following it is the hard part.3. Giving advice is like playing darts blindfolded - you never know where it will land.4. Giving advice is like trying to teach a fish to
Sure, here are a few weird sayings that might bring a smile to your face:1. I'm not as think as you drunk I am.2. I'm so hungry I could eat a horse... and chase the jockey.3. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not la
1. Well butter my biscuit!2. He's slicker than snot on a doorknob.3. She's as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine.4. I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church.5. He's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.6. She's all hat and no cattle.7. I'm so hungry I could eat the north end of a sou
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1. 一寸光阴一寸金，寸金难买寸光阴。 (Yī sùn guāngyīn yī sùn jīn, sùn jīn nán mǎi sùn guāngyīn.) - An inch of time is worth an inch of gold, but it is hard to buy an inch of time with an inch of gold.2. 山不转路转，路不转人转。 (Shān bù zhuǎn lù zhuǎn, lù bù zhuǎn rén zhuǎn.) - Mountains may be turned, but paths cannot;