Schmidt sayings

Here are some popular sayings attributed to Schmidt from the TV show "New Girl":

1. "I'm like an elephant, okay? If I walk into a room, it's like, okay, he's in there."

2. "I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words."

3. "I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience."

4. "I'm not convinced I know how to read, I've just memorized a lot of words."

5. "I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience."

6. "I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience."

7. "I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience."

8. "I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience."

9. "I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience."

10. "I'm like a sexual snowflake. Each night with me is a unique experience."

Above is Schmidt sayings.

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