School funny quotes sayings

1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

2. "I failed my math test because I was counting on my fingers and ran out of fingers."

3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."

4. "I may be quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I could start a marathon."

5. "I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."

6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

7. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."

8. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

9. "I speak fluent sarcasm."

10. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

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Aussie sayings quicker than a

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Funny sayings to your girlfriend

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Bridal shower date night sayings

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Tight as a funny sayings

His wallet is so tight, it squeaks when he opens it!

Sayings about family footsteps

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Arguing with friend quotes sayings

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Cute sayings for halloween cards

1. Witch-ing you a spook-tacular Halloween!2. Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!3. You're fang-tastic! Happy Halloween!4. Creepin' it real this Halloween!5. Hope your Halloween is fang-tastic and bootiful!6. Wishing you a howling good time this Halloween!7. You're a real treat! Happy Hallowe

Alternative sayings at work

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