School funny quotes sayings
1. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
2. "I failed my math test because I was counting on my fingers and ran out of fingers."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
4. "I may be quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I could start a marathon."
5. "I don't need a hairstylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
7. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."
8. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
9. "I speak fluent sarcasm."
10. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
Above is School funny quotes sayings.
1. Flat out like a lizard drinking2. Mad as a cut snake3. Happy as Larry4. She'll be right5. Fair dinkum6. Strewth7. No worries8. G'day mate9. Onya mate10. Chuck a sickie
1. You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the bacon to my eggs.2. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.3. You're the reason I smile when I check my phone.4. You're the missing piece to my puzzle, the jelly to my donut, and the marshmallow to my hot
1. Love is in the air, let's celebrate with flair!2. From bridal shower to date night, let's make memories just right.3. Cheers to love, laughter, and happily ever after.4. A night of romance, a lifetime of love.5. Together is a wonderful place to be.6. Date night dreams and bridal shower
1. Margaritas are like a hug in a glass, but with a little more tequila.2. I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom with a margarita in hand.3. I'm sorry for what I said when I didn't have a margarita in my hand.4. Margaritas: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad.5.
His wallet is so tight, it squeaks when he opens it!
1. Family footsteps are the footprints we follow to create our own path.2. In the footsteps of our family, we find our roots and our wings.3. Walking in the footsteps of our ancestors, we honor their legacy and pave the way for future generations.4. Family footsteps are the echoes of love and
1. May the road rise to meet you, may the wind be always at your back, may the sun shine warm upon your face, and the rains fall soft upon your fields. And until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm of his hand.2. Death leaves a heartache no one can heal, love leaves a memory no one can st
1. In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends. - Martin Luther King Jr.2. A true friend is someone who can disagree with you and still remain your friend. - Unknown3. Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too
1. Witch-ing you a spook-tacular Halloween!2. Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!3. You're fang-tastic! Happy Halloween!4. Creepin' it real this Halloween!5. Hope your Halloween is fang-tastic and bootiful!6. Wishing you a howling good time this Halloween!7. You're a real treat! Happy Hallowe
1. Let's put our heads together and come up with a solution.2. Teamwork makes the dream work.3. We're all in this together.4. United we stand, divided we fall.5. Many hands make light work.6. Together we can achieve anything.7. Strength in numbers.8. Collaboration is key.9. In unity