Schrute family sayings
1. "Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica."
2. "There's no such thing as an inappropriate joke, that's why it's a joke."
3. "I am faster than 80% of all snakes."
4. "Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, 'Would an idiot do that?' And if they would, I do not do that thing."
5. "I am better than you have ever been or ever will be."
6. "I am a black belt in gift wrapping."
7. "I am a beet farmer, you idiot."
8. "I am a beet farmer, not a moron."
9. "I am a Schrute. And a Schrute always stays calm under fire."
10. "I am a beet farmer, and I will be the best beet farmer in the world."
Above is Schrute family sayings.
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