Science sayings funny
1. "I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
2. "Why did the biologist break up with the physicist? There was no chemistry."
3. "I told a chemistry joke, but there was no reaction."
4. "Why do biologists always carry a map? In case they get lost in their own DNA."
5. "I asked the geologist if he took his wife for granite. He said it was a rocky relationship."
6. "I'm friends with all the elements. They're just so down to earth."
7. "Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher? There was no attraction."
8. "I told a joke about sodium, but Na."
9. "Why did the mathematician become a farmer? He wanted to grow square roots."
10. "I tried to make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon."
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