Shirts with witty sayings
Here are some examples of shirts with witty sayings:
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and inappropriate thoughts."
4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm barely an evening person."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
9. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
10. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
Above is Shirts with witty sayings.
1. Better to have a cheese fondue in hand than two in the pot.2. Don't count your cuckoo clocks before they cuckoo.3. Even a Swiss cow can get lost in a foggy mountain pasture.4. When the Swiss chocolate melts, so do your worries.5. A watchmaker's patience is as precise as his timepieces.6
1. I'm not a regular reindeer, I'm a cool reindeer.2. I sleigh all day, every day.3. I'm so fly, I make Santa's sleigh look slow.4. Don't be a grinch, be a reindeer.5. I'm not just Rudolph's sidekick, I'm the real star of the show.6. I'm on the 'nice list' because I'm deer to my friends.
1. Here's to love, laughter, and happily ever after! Congratulations on your bridal shower.2. Wishing you a lifetime of joy and love as you embark on this new chapter together.3. May your love continue to grow stronger with each passing day. Congratulations on your upcoming wedding!4. Cheers
1. Bad ideas are like weeds, they grow fast and spread quickly.2. A bad idea is like a dark cloud, it can overshadow everything.3. Bad ideas are like shortcuts that lead to dead ends.4. A bad idea is a wolf in sheep's clothing, disguised as a good solution.5. Bad ideas are like broken mirro
1. Unity in diversity, brothers forever.2. Strength in brotherhood, pride in our heritage.3. Respect the past, embrace the future, brothers united.4. Celebrating our culture, building lifelong bonds.5. Brothers by choice, Indians by heritage.6. Tradition, honor, brotherhood - the Indian w
1. Double, double toil and trouble; Fire burn and cauldron bubble. - William Shakespeare2. Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat!3. When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam, may luck be yours on Halloween.4. Something wicked this way comes. - William Shakespeare5. It'