Short funny birthday sayings
1. "Age is just a number, but in your case, it's a really big number!"
2. "Another year older, but not necessarily wiser!"
3. "You're not getting older, you're just increasing in value like a fine wine!"
4. "Happy birthday! Remember, you're not old, you're just a classic!"
5. "They say age is just a state of mind, but in your case, it's more like a state of chaos!"
6. "You're not over the hill, you're just on the back nine!"
7. "Another year, another wrinkle – but hey, at least you're aging gracefully!"
8. "Happy birthday! May your wrinkles be outnumbered by your laughter lines!"
9. "Getting older is inevitable, but growing up is optional – so keep on being your fabulous self!"
10. "Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you – so happy birthday to a true gem!"
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