Short funny church sayings
1. "I'm not perfect, just forgiven."
2. "I'm not a saint, I'm just a sinner saved by grace."
3. "I'm too blessed to be stressed."
4. "Church: where even the coffee is a blessing."
5. "I'm not a morning person, but I'll make an exception for Sunday service."
6. "I may not be able to walk on water, but I can definitely stumble on land."
7. "I'm not sure if I'm going to heaven, but at least I'll have good company in church."
8. "I'm not a miracle worker, but I can turn water into coffee on Sunday mornings."
9. "I may not be able to quote the Bible perfectly, but I can definitely quote the church bulletin."
10. "I may not have all the answers, but I know where to find them – in the church potluck."
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