Short funny holiday sayings

1. "I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, but if the white runs out, I'll drink the red."

2. "All I want for Christmas is a nap."

3. "Dear Santa, I can explain..."

4. "I'm on the naughty list and I regret nothing."

5. "I'm only a morning person on December 25th."

6. "Christmas calories don't count, right?"

7. "The elf did it."

8. "I'm only a Grinch before my morning coffee."

9. "Don't get your tinsel in a tangle."

10. "I'm like a snowflake - unique, delicate, and likely to cause a traffic jam."

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