Short funny inspirational quotes sayings

1. "Don't take life too seriously, you'll never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard

2. "When life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye." - Cathy Guisewite

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right." - Unknown

4. "Life is short, smile while you still have teeth." - Mallory Hopkins

5. "I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode." - Unknown

6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity." - Unknown

7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing." - Unknown

8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist." - Unknown

9. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?" - Unknown

10. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just extremely productive at unimportant things." - Unknown

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Malayalam sayings by great peoples

1. നിനറിയില്ലാത്ത നിന്റെ പ്രവൃത്തി നിന്റെ ഭാഗ്യം നിനക്ക് തന്നെ നിലവിലെത്തും. - ചാണക്യൻ2. പരിപാടിയിലെ നിരാശയും നിരാശയിലെ പരിപാടിയും ഒന്നാണ്. - മഹാത്മാ ഗാന്ധി3. നിന്റെ സ്വന്തം മനസ്സിനെ നിനക്ക് നിയന്ത്രിക്കാം, അല്ലെങ്കിൽ മറ്റൊരുവനുകൊപ്പം അതിനെ നിയന്ത്രിക്കാം. - ബുദ്ധൻ4. ജീവിതത്തിൽ സന്തോഷം കിട്ടി

Nellie bly quotes and sayings

1. Energy rightly applied and directed will accomplish anything. - Nellie Bly2. I said I could and I would. And I did. - Nellie Bly3. It is impossible to do a thing the way I see it because the closer I get the more differently I see. - Nellie Bly4. I have never written a word that did not co

Pal sayings

1. The early bird catches the worm.2. Actions speak louder than words.3. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.4. A penny saved is a penny earned.5. The grass is always greener on the other side.6. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.7. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

List of dad sayings

1. I'm not sleeping, I'm just resting my eyes.2. I'm not lost, I'm just taking the scenic route.3. I'm not old, I'm just well-seasoned.4. I'm not grumpy, I'm just focused.5. I'm not ignoring you, I'm just deep in thought.6. I'm not stubborn, I'm just determined.7. I'm not cheap, I'm jus

Around the clock sayings

1. Working around the clock2. 24/73. Day and night4. Non-stop5. Round-the-clock6. All hours of the day and night7. Without a break8. Always on9. Never-ending10. All day, every day

60s sayings phrases

1. Groovy, man!2. Far out!3. Peace and love, baby.4. Don't be a square.5. Right on!6. Make love, not war.7. Keep on truckin'.8. Turn on, tune in, drop out.9. Can you dig it?10. Don't trust anyone over 30.

Open mouth insert foot sayings

1. I really put my foot in my mouth with that comment.2. I should have kept my mouth shut instead of inserting my foot.3. I always seem to insert my foot in my mouth when I speak.4. I need to be more careful with what I say, I keep inserting my foot in my mouth.5. I can't believe I just ope

Enlightening quotes and sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker3. In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity. - Albert Einstein4. The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. - Frankli

Islamic scholars quotes sayings

1. The ink of the scholar is more sacred than the blood of the martyr. - Prophet Muhammad2. Seek knowledge from the cradle to the grave. - Ali ibn Abi Talib3. The best of you are those who are best to their families. - Prophet Muhammad4. He who does not thank people, does not thank Allah. -

Bro quotes and sayings

1. Bros before hoes.2. A true bro always has your back.3. Bros don't let bros do stupid things alone.4. A bro is someone who will always be there for you, no matter what.5. Bros don't judge, they support.6. A bro is like a brother from another mother.7. Bros make the best memories toget