Short funny pithy sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

6. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."

7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

8. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."

9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."

10. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."

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Canvas tote bag sayings

1. Less stuff, more life2. Eco-friendly and fabulous3. Good vibes only4. Make a difference, one bag at a time5. Reusable is the new black6. Sustainable style7. Save the planet, one tote at a time8. Carry kindness wherever you go9. Reduce, reuse, recycle10. Fashion that doesn't cos

Bar sayings slogans

1. Drink responsibly, but have fun!2. Life's too short for bad beer.3. In beer we trust.4. Sip happens.5. Beer: because you can't drink bacon.6. Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin7. Save water, drink beer.8. Beer: helping ugly people have sex

Sayings thirsty work

Thirsty work means that something is physically demanding or tiring, often making one feel thirsty. It can also be used metaphorically to describe any task or activity that requires a lot of effort or energy.

Japanese aikido sayings

1. 合気道は心の修行である。(Aikido wa kokoro no shugyo de aru) - Aikido is a training of the spirit.2. 技は心の中にあり。(Waza wa kokoro no naka ni ari) - The technique is in the heart.3. 一期一会。(Ichi-go ichi-e) - One encounter, one opportunity.4. 気をつけることは、攻撃を受けないことである。(Ki o tsukeru koto wa, kogeki o ukenai koto de aru) -

Person quotes sayings

1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. In the end, we only regret the chances we didn't take. - Unknown3. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Peter Drucker4. Success is not the key to happiness. Happiness is the key to success. If you love wh

Feel free sayings

1. Be yourself; everyone else is already taken. - Oscar Wilde2. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs3. Don't wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect. - Unknown4. Life is short, make it sweet. - Unknown5. Happiness is not something ready

Sayings about ethics

1. Ethics is knowing the difference between what you have a right to do and what is right to do. - Potter Stewart2. In ethics, the ends do not justify the means. - Unknown3. Ethics is the activity of man directed to secure the inner perfection of his own personality. - Albert Schweitzer4. Eth

Pens with funny sayings on them

1. I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas.2. I'm silently correcting your grammar.3. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.4. I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode.5. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?6. I'm not a morning person, I'm a co

Cute sayings for your girlfriend in the morning

1. Good morning, my sunshine! Waking up next to you is the best way to start my day.2. Rise and shine, beautiful! I hope your day is as lovely as you are.3. Good morning, my love! Just thinking about you puts a smile on my face.4. Morning, sweetheart! I'm so grateful to have you in my life.5

Quench your thirst sayings

1. Wet your whistle.2. Parched as a desert.3. Thirsty as a camel.4. Sip and savor.5. Drink up, buttercup.6. A drink to refresh the soul.7. Quench your thirst, feel alive.8. Satisfy your thirst, feel rejuvenated.9. Wet your palate.10. A cool drink to soothe the thirst.