Short funny quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, chocolate is addicted to me."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
10. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."
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1. La famiglia è tutto. (Family is everything.)2. Gli amici sono la famiglia che scegli. (Friends are the family you choose.)3. Chi trova un amico, trova un tesoro. (He who finds a friend, finds a treasure.)4. La vera amicizia non conosce distanze. (True friendship knows no distances.)5. In
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1. You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the ketchup to my fries.2. If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard.3. You're the reason I smile when I check my phone.4. I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot.5. You're the only fish in the sea
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