Short funny sarcastic quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not saying I'm perfect, but I am pretty close."
7. "I'm not a social butterfly, I'm a social caterpillar."
8. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
9. "I'm not sarcastic, I'm just fluent in smartass."
10. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
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Once you go Greek, you never go back.
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Here are some cute Korean sayings that you might find on Tumblr:1. 사랑은 두 번 말하지 않아도 알아요. (Love doesn't need to be said twice to be understood.)2. 우리 함께라면 어디든 갈 수 있어. (As long as we're together, we can go anywhere.)3. 작은 행복이 큰 행복을 만들어요. (Small happiness creates big happiness.)4. 당신은 내 하늘 아래 가장
Confucius did not actually say confusdcius sayings, but here are some popular Confucius sayings that may provide wisdom and insight:1. It does not matter how slowly you go as long as you do not stop.2. Our greatest glory is not in never falling, but in rising every time we fall.3. The man who
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