Short funny valentines day sayings

1. "Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm terrible at rhyming, but I still love you!"

2. "You're the cheese to my macaroni, the peanut butter to my jelly, and the love of my life on Valentine's Day!"

3. "I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot!"

4. "You're the only fish in the sea for me, Valentine!"

5. "I love you even more than chocolate, and that's saying something!"

6. "You're the avocado to my toast, the bacon to my eggs, and the love of my life on Valentine's Day!"

7. "You're the peanut to my butter, the jelly to my sandwich, and the love of my life on Valentine's Day!"

8. "You're the sprinkles on my cupcake, the icing on my cake, and the love of my life on Valentine's Day!"

9. "You're the marshmallow to my hot chocolate, the cherry on my sundae, and the love of my life on Valentine's Day!"

10. "You're the cheese to my pizza, the ketchup to my fries, and the love of my life on Valentine's Day!"

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