Short hilarious sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
8. "I'm not a chef, I'm an expert at microwaving."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm a classic."
Above is Short hilarious sayings.
1. Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions. - Dalai Lama2. The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up. - Mark Twain3. The most important thing is to enjoy your life - to be happy - it's all that matters. - Audrey Hepburn4. Happiness is
1. Haud yer wheesht - Be quiet2. Dinnae fash yersel - Don't worry3. Awa' an bile yer heid - Go away and think about what you've done4. Bletherin' on - Talking nonsense5. Dinnae be a numpty - Don't be foolish6. Wee bairn - Small child7. Lang may yer lum reek - May you live long and pros
1. Courage is not the absence of fear, but the triumph over it. - Nelson Mandela2. Courage is resistance to fear, mastery of fear, not absence of fear. - Mark Twain3. Courage is the most important of all the virtues because without courage, you can't practice any other virtue consistently. - M
1. I may not have won your heart yet, but I will keep trying until I do.2. I believe that one day, I will win your heart and make you mine.3. Winning your heart is my ultimate goal, and I won't give up until I achieve it.4. I know that winning your heart may take time, but I am willing to wai
1. The only way to do great work is to love what you do. - Steve Jobs2. The mind is everything. What you think you become. - Buddha3. The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today. - Franklin D. Roosevelt4. The best way to predict the future is to create it. - Pet
1. Life is short, buy the tee shirt2. Be kind, rewind (on the back: Be kind, rewind)3. Good vibes only4. Stay wild, moon child5. Coffee & confidence6. Adventure awaits7. Not all who wander are lost8. Positive mind, positive vibes, positive life9. Empowered women empower women10. J
1. A scapegoat is a person or group made to bear the blame for others or to suffer in their place. - Unknown2. Don't make someone a scapegoat for your own mistakes. - Unknown3. Blaming others is an act of cowardice, taking responsibility for your own actions is a sign of maturity. - Unknown4.
1. If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans.2. If you don't know where you're going, any road will take you there.3. Even a fish wouldn't get caught if it kept its mouth shut.4. A penny saved is a penny earned, but a penny loaned is a penny lost.5. You can't make a silk purse out
1. The best among you are those who have the best manners and character. - Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him)2. Do not be people without minds of your own, saying that if others treat you well you will treat them well, and that if they do wrong you will do wrong. Instead, accustom yourselves to
1. School is like a prison where I am sentenced to boredom and monotony. 2. School is where creativity goes to die. 3. I didn't realize how much I hated school until I had to wake up early every morning to go there. 4. School: the only place where you're punished for being late and punished f