Show me some funny sayings
1. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, we're just in a committed relationship."
8. "I'm not weird, I'm a limited edition."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just retro."
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1. Awa' an bile yer heid - Go away and boil your head (meaning get lost)2. Dinnae fash yersel - Don't worry yourself3. Haud yer wheesht - Be quiet4. Wee bairn - Small child5. Dinnae be a numpty - Don't be foolish6. Aye, yer aff yer heid - Yes, you're crazy7. Lang may yer lum reek - Lon
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1. Public service is a privilege and an honor, not a burden. - Unknown2. The best way to find yourself is to lose yourself in the service of others. - Mahatma Gandhi3. Public service is not just a job, it's a calling to make a difference in the lives of others. - Unknown4. The true measure of
1. We didn't come here to take part, we came here to take over.2. We run this campus, one party at a time.3. We're not just a fraternity, we're a lifestyle.4. Confidence is our middle name, success is our game.5. We don't follow the rules, we make them.6. We're not here to fit in, we're h