Silly sayings that don't make sense

1. "Don't count your chickens before they hatch, unless they're wearing sunglasses."

2. "A watched pot never boils, but a dancing spoon always does."

3. "You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make it do the Macarena."

4. "The early bird catches the worm, but the late squirrel gets the acorn."

5. "Don't cry over spilled milk, unless it's chocolate milk, then cry tears of joy."

6. "A penny saved is a penny earned, but a nickel saved is a high-five earned."

7. "When life gives you lemons, make lemonade, but don't forget the glitter."

8. "Two wrongs don't make a right, but three lefts do."

9. "Actions speak louder than words, but whispers speak louder than actions."

10. "The grass is always greener on the other side, unless it's artificial turf."

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