Single sayings funny
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than you."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
8. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
9. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
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1. Believe in yourself.2. You are capable of great things.3. Every day is a new beginning.4. You are enough.5. You are a shining star.6. Success is within your reach.7. You are a work of art.8. You are a masterpiece in progress.9. Your potential is limitless.10. You are worthy of