Sleep funny sayings
1. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm not an evening person. I'm a 'give me five more minutes' person."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I finally found the key to a good night's sleep - it's called a pillow."
4. "I don't snore, I dream I'm a motorcycle."
5. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
6. "I don't need an alarm clock, my kids wake me up at the crack of dawn."
7. "I'm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed."
8. "I'm not napping, I'm just entering a power-saving mode."
9. "I don't need a bedtime, I need a wake-up time."
10. "I'm not tired, I'm just resting my eyes for a few hours."
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