Sleepless sayings funny
1. "I tried counting sheep, but they just kept asking me for fashion advice."
2. "I'm so sleep deprived, I'm starting to hallucinate that my alarm clock is hitting the snooze button on me."
3. "I'm not a morning person or a night owl, I'm just a perpetually exhausted pigeon."
4. "My bed and I have a love-hate relationship. I love it when I'm in it, but I hate it when it won't let me sleep."
5. "I finally found the secret to getting a good night's sleep - it's called a nap."
6. "I'm not an insomniac, I'm just on a first-name basis with 3 AM."
7. "My brain has too many tabs open at night, that's why I can't sleep."
8. "I'm so tired, I could sleep for a week... if only my brain would let me."
9. "I'm not a night owl, I'm a nocturnal over-thinker."
10. "I don't need an alarm clock, my anxiety wakes me up every morning."
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