Sure, here are some sayings that are slower than usual:
1. "As slow as molasses in January."
2. "Slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
3. "Slower than a snail on a treadmill."
4. "Slower than a sloth on a caffeine buzz."
5. "Slower than a three-toed sloth on a lazy Sunday afternoon."
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