Smart sayings 101 humor
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing the gravity."
6. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
7. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."
8. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
9. "I'm not a perfectionist, I just have high standards."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."
Above is Smart sayings 101 humor.
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1. Shh, little one, everything will be okay.2. You are safe and loved, sweet baby.3. Close your eyes and rest, my precious one.4. Mommy/Daddy is here, you are not alone.5. Hush now, little one, it's time to sleep.6. Gentle hugs and kisses to calm you, my darling.7. Rock-a-bye baby, in t
1. Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every day.2. The sun will shine again after the storm.3. Choose to shine like the sun even on the cloudiest days.4. Every morning is a chance at a new beginning.5. Don't wait for the storm to pass, learn to dance in the rain.6.
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1. Dad, you're my hero and my rock. Happy Father's Day!2. To the world's greatest dad, thank you for always being there for me.3. Dad, you're the man, the myth, the legend. Happy Father's Day!4. Thanks for all the love, laughter, and lessons, Dad. Happy Father's Day!5. Dad, you're the best
1. Respect is earned, honesty is appreciated, trust is gained, and loyalty is returned. - Unknown2. Respect for ourselves guides our morals, respect for others guides our manners. - Laurence Sterne3. Respect is one of the greatest expressions of love. - Miguel Angel Ruiz4. Respect is a two-wa
1. I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode.2. I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.3. I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity.4. I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing.5. I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?6. I'm not a mornin