Smart sayings humor
1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
2. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
3. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a break from being productive."
6. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
7. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
9. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
10. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."
Above is Smart sayings humor.
1. Merry and Bright2. Jingle all the way3. Fa la la la la4. Let it snow5. Joy to the world6. Tis the season to be jolly7. Santa's favorite8. Believe in the magic of Christmas9. Sleigh all day10. Ho ho ho
1. On your birthday, may you be surrounded by love, joy, and all the beauty life has to offer.2. You are a shining light in this world, and on your birthday, may your light shine even brighter.3. May your birthday be as special and wonderful as you are to me.4. Wishing you a day filled with l
1. May the roof above us never fall in, and may we friends beneath it never fall out.2. A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.3. You'll never plough a field by turning it over in your mind.4. A man loves his sweetheart the most, his wife the best, but his mother th
1. Education is the most powerful weapon which you can use to change the world. - Nelson Mandela2. The more that you read, the more things you will know. The more that you learn, the more places you'll go. - Dr. Seuss3. Education is not the filling of a pail, but the lighting of a fire. - Will
1. I demanded more rights for women because I know what women had to put up with. - Eva Perón2. I am only a simple woman who lives to serve Perón and my people. - Eva Perón3. The nation's government has just handed me the bill that grants my country the right to free me from the expectations of
1. A mother's love is forever 2. Home is where your mom is 3. Moms are the heart of the family 4. Thankful for a mom like you 5. All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my mother 6. Mom: a title just above queen 7. The best moms get promoted to grandmas 8. Behind every good kid is a gr
1. Stay fabulous, darling!2. Live, laugh, love, and shop!3. Fashion is my passion, darling.4. Life is too short to wear boring clothes.5. Always dress like you're going to see your worst enemy.6. I didn't choose the glam life, the glam life chose me.7. A girl should be two things: class
1. Good wine and good shoes, make a happy heart.2. A woman can never have too much wine or too many shoes.3. Life is too short to drink bad wine or wear uncomfortable shoes.4. Wine and shoes, the perfect pair for a fabulous night out.5. Like a fine wine, a good pair of shoes only gets bette
1. Strong bones, strong body.2. Bones are the framework of our bodies.3. Break a bone, heal stronger.4. The strength of the bone is in its density.5. Bones may break, but they can also mend.6. A bone to pick.7. Bones of contention.8. As solid as a bone.9. Bones tell the story of our
1. You feel me?2. You picking up what I'm putting down?3. You following me?4. You tracking with me?5. You get where I'm coming from?6. You understand?7. You see what I'm saying?8. You're on the same page?9. You're on board?10. You're on the same wavelength?