Smartass sayings about love
1. Love is like a fart, if you have to force it, it's probably shit.
2. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.
3. Love is grand, divorce is a hundred grand.
4. Love is like a rollercoaster, full of ups and downs and occasionally makes you want to throw up.
5. Love is like a plant, if you don't water it, it dies. But if you water it too much, it drowns.
6. Love is like a puzzle, sometimes you have to force the pieces together to make it work.
7. Love is like a bank account, if you keep withdrawing without depositing, you'll end up bankrupt.
8. Love is like a good book, it's hard to put down but can also be a real page-turner.
9. Love is like a game of chess, it requires strategy, patience, and the ability to sacrifice your queen.
10. Love is like a cup of coffee, it can be bitter or sweet, but either way, it keeps you awake at night.
Above is Smartass sayings about love.
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