Snarky t shirt sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient."
3. "I'm not a morning person. I'm not an afternoon person. I'm barely even an evening person."
4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not a gynecologist, but I'll take a look."
7. "I'm not a people person, but I can fake it for a few hours."
8. "I'm not always right, but I'm never wrong."
9. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
Above is Snarky t shirt sayings.
1. Purple is the color of royalty, so bow down to my grape greatness.2. I'm not just any shade of purple, I'm grape-tastic!3. I'm so fabulous, I bleed purple glitter.4. Purple is not just a color, it's a state of mind...and mine is fabulous.5. I'm so purple, I make Barney jealous.6. Purpl
1. Nolite te bastardes carborundorum - Latin for Don't let the bastards grind you down.2. Under his eye - a phrase used to remind individuals to behave in accordance with the rules of the society.3. Blessed be the fruit - a common greeting among the handmaids.4. May the Lord open - a respo
1. Life begins after coffee.2. Coffee: because adulting is hard.3. Espresso yourself.4. Coffee is a hug in a mug.5. But first, coffee.6. Rise and grind.7. Coffee is always a good idea.8. Coffee, the most important meal of the day.9. Coffee: the original energy drink.10. May your c
1. Semper Paratus - Always Ready2. Guardians of the Sea3. Honor, Respect, Devotion to Duty4. Service Before Self5. Fair Winds and Following Seas6. Proud to Serve, Proud to Retire7. Dedicated to Saving Lives8. Brave Hearts, Strong Minds, Ready Hands9. A Legacy of Service10. Retired
1. DREAMBIG2. BELIEVE3. POSITIV4. SHINEON5. BLESSED6. GRATEFL7. LOVEALL8. SMILE9. INSPIRE10. BEKIND
1. Healing little hearts and minds, one smile at a time.2. Where tiny patients become our biggest heroes.3. Caring for the tiniest patients with the biggest hearts.4. Pediatricians: spreading love, one check-up at a time.5. Helping little ones grow big and strong, with a sprinkle of magic.
1. I'm on a boat, motherf***er!2. Cruising my way to happiness (and the buffet)3. Seas the day!4. I'm on a liquid diet...cruise ship cocktails only!5. I'm not lost, I'm exploring the high seas6. Cruising: where the only decision you have to make is pool or beach7. I'm just here for the
1. You can't judge a turnip by its cover.2. Turnip the beet and dance to the rhythm of life.3. When life gives you turnips, make turnip fries.4. A turnip a day keeps the doctor away.5. Don't underestimate the humble turnip.6. Dig deep like a turnip and you'll find hidden treasures.7. Tu
1. I am the chosen one, destined for greatness!2. My powers are beyond your comprehension.3. I walk the path of darkness, embracing my inner demons.4. The world trembles before my might.5. I am a warrior of the shadows, a master of deception.6. My heart burns with the fire of a thousand s
Here are a few famous sayings attributed to Nostradamus:1. The great man will be struck down in the day by a thunderbolt, an evil deed foretold by the bearer of a petition.2. The young lion will overcome the older one, on the field of combat in a single battle; he will pierce his eyes through a g