Socks with funny sayings on them

Here are some funny sayings that could be on socks:

1. "If you can read this, bring me coffee"

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode"

3. "This meeting is BS"

4. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas"

5. "I'm silently correcting your grammar"

6. "I'm not a morning person"

7. "Socks are like hugs for your feet"

8. "I'm too sexy for my socks"

9. "I'm a limited edition"

10. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right"

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