Sorting hat sayings jokes
1. "You might belong in Gryffindor, where dwell the brave at heart, their daring, nerve, and chivalry set Gryffindors apart... or maybe you just really like red and gold."
2. "Hufflepuff, where they are just and loyal, those patient Hufflepuffs are true and unafraid of toil... or maybe you just really like badgers."
3. "Ravenclaw, where those of wit and learning, will always find their kind... or maybe you just really like reading books."
4. "Slytherin, where you'll make your real friends, those cunning folk use any means to achieve their ends... or maybe you just really like snakes."
5. "You're a hat, I'm a hat, let's be friends and sort some cats!"
6. "I'm the Sorting Hat, not the Sorting Cat, but I'll still help you find where you're at."
7. "I've sorted wizards, witches, and even a few trolls, but never have I seen a hat with such soul."
8. "I've been sorting for centuries, it's quite a feat, but I'll never get tired of seeing students take a seat."
9. "I may be old and tattered, but my wisdom is true, I'll help you find your house, no matter what you do."
10. "Whether Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, Ravenclaw, or Slytherin, remember it's not the house that defines you, but the magic within."
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