Soundboard funny sayings
1. "That's what she said!"
2. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
7. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
8. "I'm not clumsy, the floor just hates me."
9. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
Above is Soundboard funny sayings.
1. I'm not a morning person, I'm a morning runner2. Running late is my cardio3. Will run for tacos4. Running on caffeine and good vibes5. Sweat now, wine later6. Running because adulting is hard7. Running: cheaper than therapy8. I run because punching people is frowned upon9. Runnin
1. Sorry, I didn't mean to bump into you, eh.2. I'm so cold, I could freeze the balls off a brass monkey.3. I'm not saying sorry, I'm just saying sorry you feel that way.4. It's colder than a polar bear's toenails out here.5. I'm so hungry, I could eat the ass out of a low-flying duck.6.
1. Love is not about how much you say 'I love you,' but how much you prove that it's true.2. I never knew what love was until I met you, and now I can't imagine my life without you.3. You are my sunshine on a cloudy day, my anchor in a stormy sea, my everything.4. In your arms, I have found m
Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. - Edgar DegasEvery artist was first an amateur. - Ralph Waldo EmersonArt enables us to find ourselves and lose ourselves at the same time. - Thomas MertonThe purpose of art is washing the dust of daily life off our souls. - Pablo Picasso
Here are a few adult sayings related to hats:1. Tip your hat to those who deserve it.2. Wear many hats, but always stay true to yourself.3. A good hat can hide a multitude of sins.4. Don't let your hat get too big for your head.5. Put on your thinking cap and solve the problem.6. Hats off
1. Feminism is the radical notion that women are people too. - Marie Shear2. Feminism isn't about making women strong. Women are already strong. It's about changing the way the world perceives that strength. - G.D. Anderson3. Feminism is the radical notion that women's safety is more important
Is maith an t-anlann an t-ocras. (Hunger is the best sauce.)
1. Sometimes the strongest people are the ones who love beyond all faults, cry behind closed doors, and fight battles that nobody knows about.2. It's okay to not be okay. It's okay to cry and feel lost. Just remember that storms don't last forever, and brighter days are ahead.3. The saddest thi
1. It's okay not to be okay.2. You are not alone in your struggles.3. Your mental health is just as important as your physical health.4. Healing is not linear, it's a journey with ups and downs.5. You are stronger than you think.6. Self-care is not selfish, it's necessary.7. You are wor
1. I am excited to submit my application for the [position] at [company]. I believe my skills and experience make me a strong candidate for this role.2. I am confident that my background in [industry/field] and my passion for [specific skill or interest] make me a perfect fit for the [position] a