1. "Well butter my biscuit!"
2. "I'm happier than a tornado in a trailer park."
3. "He's slicker than snot on a doorknob."
4. "I'm fixin' to head on down yonder."
5. "She's as pretty as a peach in June."
6. "I'm sweatin' like a sinner in church."
7. "He's crazier than a road lizard."
8. "I'm as full as a tick on a hound dog."
9. "She's tough as a $2 steak."
10. "I'm busier than a one-legged man in a butt-kicking contest."
Above is Southern redneck sayings.
1. You were my everything, but now my heart is shattered.2. I thought you were my forever, but now I'm left with a broken heart.3. You were the one I trusted with my heart, but now it's in pieces.4. I never knew heartbreak until you walked away.5. You were the love of my life, now you're th
1. Why did the Easter egg hide? Because it was a little chicken!2. I'm so egg-cited for Easter, I can hardly contain myself!3. Easter: the only time it's okay to put all your eggs in one basket.4. I'm not a bunny, but I sure do love some 'bunny' on Easter!5. Hoppy Easter! May your day be fi
Bob Ong is a Filipino author known for his insightful and humorous take on life. Here are some of his sayings about love:1. Hindi mo pwedeng mahalin ang isang tao nang hindi mo minamahal ang sarili mo. Kaya pala tinawag na 'falling in love' kasi pag nahulog ka, siguradong masasaktan ka.(Translatio
1. Stitch by stitch, a quilt is made,Each piece of fabric carefully laid.A tapestry of memories and love,A gift from the heavens above.2. Quilting is like life, a patchwork of moments,Some bright and colorful, others more somber and poignant.But when all the pieces come together as one,The beauty of
1. Two heads are better than one.2. It takes two to tango.3. Good things come in pairs.4. Two peas in a pod.5. Two sides to every story.6. Two is company, three's a crowd.7. Two hearts beat as one.8. Two is better than one.9. Two is a team.10. Two hands are better than one.
1. Sending you warm wishes and good vibes on your special day!2. May your day be filled with love, laughter, and joy.3. Wishing you a year ahead filled with success and happiness.4. Celebrate today and make memories that will last a lifetime.5. You deserve all the happiness in the world. Ha
1. Adapt, improvise, overcome. - United States Marine Corps motto2. In war, the only certainty is uncertainty. - Carl von Clausewitz3. The most adaptable survives. - Charles Darwin4. It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent, but the one most responsive to
1. Good things come to those who wait, but better things come to those who start with an appetizer.2. Life is short, start with the appetizer.3. Appetizers are the prelude to a delicious meal.4. A good appetizer sets the tone for a great dining experience.5. Appetizers are like a teaser for
Mathematics is the language in which God has written the universe. - Galileo Galilei
1. It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live. - Albus Dumbledore2. Happiness can be found even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. - Albus Dumbledore3. I solemnly swear that I am up to no good. - The Marauder's Map4. After all this time? Always.