Southern sayings about being mad

1. "I'm madder than a wet hen."

2. "I'm fit to be tied."

3. "I'm so mad I could chew nails and spit rust."

4. "I'm hotter than a two-dollar pistol."

5. "I'm as mad as a hornet in a coke can."

6. "I'm so mad I could kick a hole in a steel door."

7. "I'm so mad I could cuss a blue streak."

8. "I'm madder than a rattlesnake in a room full of rocking chairs."

9. "I'm so mad I could spit nails."

10. "I'm as mad as a wet cat in a thunderstorm."

Above is Southern sayings about being mad.

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