Stoner quotes and sayings
1. "The only time to look down on someone is when you're helping them up."
2. "Life is short, smoke it up."
3. "Don't worry, be happy... and smoke weed."
4. "Inhale the good shit, exhale the bullshit."
5. "When life gives you lemons, trade them for weed."
6. "I'm not a regular smoker, I'm a cool smoker."
7. "Keep calm and smoke on."
8. "Life's a garden, dig it... and smoke it."
9. "Weed is not a drug, it's a plant. Therefore, I'm not a drug dealer, I'm a florist."
10. "I'm not addicted to weed, we're just in a committed relationship."
Above is Stoner quotes and sayings.
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