Strange funny sayings

1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."

4. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

6. "I'm not short, I'm just more down to earth than most people."

7. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on a deadline extension program."

8. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."

9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."

10. "I'm not a chef, I'm an experimental food artist."

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Tedious sayings

1. Rome wasn't built in a day.2. A penny saved is a penny earned.3. Don't cry over spilled milk.4. Actions speak louder than words.5. The early bird catches the worm.6. Patience is a virtue.7. All good things must come to an end.8. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.9. What g

Date night jar sayings

1. Cook a meal together from scratch2. Watch a classic movie and cuddle on the couch3. Take a sunset walk in the park4. Have a picnic under the stars5. Try a new restaurant in town6. Go stargazing in a secluded spot7. Have a game night with your favorite board games8. Take a dance cla

Birthday sayings from mom to daughter

1. Happy birthday, my sweet daughter! You are the light of my life and I am so proud to be your mom.2. On your special day, I want you to know how much joy and love you bring into my life. Happy birthday, my dear daughter!3. As you blow out the candles on your cake, remember that you will alway

Tshirts sayings

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Italian sayings about music

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Sikh sayings

1. Recognize the whole human race as one. 2. Even Kings and emperors with heaps of wealth and vast dominion cannot compare with an ant filled with the love of God. 3. Let no man in the world live in delusion. Without a Guru none can cross over to the other shore. 4. The greatest comforts and

Get well card quotes sayings

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5 old fashioned sayings

1. A penny saved is a penny earned.2. Don't count your chickens before they hatch.3. Actions speak louder than words.4. Don't put all your eggs in one basket.5. The early bird catches the worm.

Cute monthly sayings

1. April showers bring May flowers.2. March winds and April showers bring forth May flowers.3. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.4. April hath put a spirit of youth in everything.5. May your heart be light and happy, may y

Wise islamic quotes and sayings

1. Do not be a slave to others when Allah has created you free. - Imam Ali2. The best among you are those who have the best manners and character. - Prophet Muhammad (peace be upon him)3. Do not lose hope, nor be sad. - Quran 3:1394. Kindness is a mark of faith, and whoever is not kind has no