Strange sayings humor
Sure, here are a few strange sayings that might bring a smile to your face:
1. "I'm not as think as you drunk I am."
2. "I'm so broke, I can't even pay attention."
3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
4. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not sure if I'm indecisive or not."
7. "I'm not a complete idiot, there are still some pieces missing."
8. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."
9. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
I hope these bring a chuckle to your day!
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