Stupid football sayings
1. "He's got a cannon for an arm, but a pea brain for a playbook."
2. "He couldn't catch a cold in Green Bay."
3. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."
4. "He's as lost as a quarterback in a ballet class."
5. "He's slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."
6. "He's got hands like feet."
7. "He's as accurate as a blindfolded dart thrower."
8. "He's as clueless as a referee at a spelling bee."
9. "He's as tough as a marshmallow in a bonfire."
10. "He's as coordinated as a giraffe on roller skates."
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