Stupid football sayings

1. "He's got a cannon for an arm, but a pea brain for a playbook."

2. "He couldn't catch a cold in Green Bay."

3. "He's about as useful as a screen door on a submarine."

4. "He's as lost as a quarterback in a ballet class."

5. "He's slower than a herd of turtles stampeding through peanut butter."

6. "He's got hands like feet."

7. "He's as accurate as a blindfolded dart thrower."

8. "He's as clueless as a referee at a spelling bee."

9. "He's as tough as a marshmallow in a bonfire."

10. "He's as coordinated as a giraffe on roller skates."

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