Stupid funny quotes and sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
5. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not a smart aleck, I'm a skilled conversationalist with attitude."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
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1. Assurance: Our ticket to heaven is already stamped.2. Rest assured, our destination is heaven.3. Confident in our journey to heaven.4. With assurance in our hearts, we walk the path to heaven.5. Assured of our place in heaven, we live in faith.6. Heaven-bound with unwavering assurance.
1. Alrighty then!2. Roger that!3. Copy that!4. Got it, chief!5. Affirmative!6. Sounds good!7. All set!8. No problemo!9. You bet!10. Absolutely!
1. Up past my bedtime, but still looking cute in my diaper!2. Night owl in training, rocking this diaper!3. Sleepy but stylish in my nighttime diaper.4. Diaper on, dreams on!5. Late night cuteness in full diaper mode.6. Just a little night owl in a cozy diaper.7. Diapered and dreaming o
1. Those we love don't go away, they walk beside us every day.2. Gone from our sight, but never from our hearts.3. In loving memory of a life so beautifully lived.4. Forever in our hearts, forever in our memories.5. Although it's difficult today to see beyond the sorrow, may looking back in
Here are a few dark sayings from the King James Version of the Bible:1. Proverbs 1:6 - To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings.2. Psalm 49:4 - I will incline mine ear to a parable: I will open my dark saying upon the harp.3. Ezekiel 17:2
1. May your path be filled with success and may you always be surrounded by love and protection.2. As you march forward into new adventures, may you always carry the strength and courage of a soldier.3. Farewell, soldier. Your dedication and service will always be remembered and honored.4. Th
1. 一期一会 (ichigo ichie) - One time, one meeting meaning to treasure every encounter as it may never happen again.2. 花鳥風月 (kachou fuugetsu) - Experience the beauties of nature emphasizing the importance of appreciating the beauty of the world.3. 心の友 (kokoro no tomo) - Friend of the heart referri
1. An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough.2. You are the apple of my pie.3. I'm the apple of my own eye.4. You're the apple to my pie, the straw to my berry.5. You're the apple of my WiFi.6. You're the apple of my eye, but sometimes I feel like throwing a pie at you.
1. Feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme, get on up, it's bobsled time!2. Sanka, ya dead? Yeah, man.3. I see pride! I see power! I see a badass mother who don't take no crap off of nobody!4. Cool Runnings, mon!5. Hey, Jamaica, we have a bobsled team!6. Derice, the key to a successful sled team
1. I am unstoppable.2. I fear nothing.3. I am a force to be reckoned with.4. I am a warrior, not a worrier.5. I make my own destiny.6. I lead with courage and passion.7. I am bold, fierce, and determined.8. I thrive on challenges.9. I am the master of my own fate.10. I am a fire t