Stupid funny sayings
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."
9. "I'm not a quitter, I'm just on a prolonged coffee break."
10. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
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