Stupid sayings for the day
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not late, I'm just on a different time zone."
5. "I'm not lost, I'm just exploring alternative routes."
6. "I'm not broke, I'm just financially challenged."
7. "I'm not ignoring you, I'm just on airplane mode."
8. "I'm not a procrastinator, I'm just on extended deadline mode."
9. "I'm not a mess, I'm just creatively disorganized."
10. "I'm not forgetful, I'm just storing memories in a different folder."
Above is Stupid sayings for the day.
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