Stupid sayings that make you laugh
1. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
2. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."
3. "I'm not clumsy, I'm just testing gravity."
4. "I'm not short, I'm just vertically challenged."
5. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
6. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"
7. "I'm not a morning person, I'm a coffee person."
8. "I'm not addicted to chocolate, I'm just committed to it."
9. "I'm not a shopaholic, I'm helping the economy."
10. "I'm not old, I'm just vintage."
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1. You big dummy!2. Elizabeth, I'm coming to join you, honey!3. You hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you, honey!4. I'm coming, Elizabeth!5. This is the big one, I'm coming to join you, Elizabeth!6. You old fish-eyed fool!7. I'm gonna put my foot in your ass!8. You old heathen!
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1. You're the bee's knees, Valentine!2. I'm sweet on you like a candy heart!3. You're the cat's pajamas, Valentine!4. I'm stuck on you like glue, Valentine!5. You're the apple of my eye, Valentine!6. I'm head over heels for you, Valentine!7. You're the cream in my coffee, Valentine!8.
Even in the darkest moments, there is always a glimmer of hope.
1. Tu es mon soleil, ma lune et toutes mes étoiles. (You are my sun, my moon, and all my stars.)2. Tu es si belle que tu as illuminé ma journée. (You are so beautiful that you have brightened my day.)3. Je pourrais te regarder pendant des heures sans jamais me lasser. (I could look at you for