Summer sayings funny
1. "I'm sorry for what I said when it was winter."
2. "I'm ready for summer to start so I can complain about how hot it is."
3. "I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it... especially in the summer."
4. "I'm in a committed relationship with my air conditioner this summer."
5. "I'm not a hot mess, I'm just a summer mess."
6. "I'm like a pineapple, sweet on the inside but prickly on the outside."
7. "I'm all about that beach life, until I get sand in my swimsuit."
8. "I'm a big fan of summer, but an even bigger fan of air conditioning."
9. "I'm so hot, I'm melting faster than an ice cream cone in July."
10. "I'm like a summer breeze – refreshing, but sometimes a little too much."
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