T shirts with weird sayings

1. "I'm not lazy, I'm just in energy-saving mode."

2. "I put the 'pro' in procrastination."

3. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."

4. "I'm not a morning person, I'm not an afternoon person, I'm not an evening person. I'm a sleep person."

5. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."

6. "I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."

7. "I'm not weird, I'm limited edition."

8. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

9. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot...of candy."

10. "I'm not clumsy, it's just the floor hates me."

Above is T shirts with weird sayings.

Candy cane sayings for employees

1. You're mint to be a part of our team!2. You're the sweetest addition to our workplace.3. Thanks for sticking with us through thick and thin.4. You make our team sparkle like a candy cane.5. You're a real treat to work with.6. Your hard work is like a sweet reward.7. You're the cherry

Common japanese sayings using desuka

1. お元気ですか?(Ogenki desu ka?) - How are you?2. 何をしているんですか?(Nani wo shite irun desu ka?) - What are you doing?3. これは何ですか?(Kore wa nan desu ka?) - What is this?4. どこに行きますか?(Doko ni ikimasu ka?) - Where are you going?5. いつ帰りますか?(Itsu kaerimasu ka?) - When are you coming back?6. どう思いますか?(Dou omoimasu ka?)

Co worker leaving sayings

1. Good luck on your next adventure, we'll miss you!2. Wishing you all the best in your future endeavors.3. You've been a valuable member of the team, we'll miss your contributions.4. Farewell and best wishes on your new journey.5. Thank you for all your hard work and dedication, you will b

Encouraging gymnastics sayings

1. Believe in yourself and all that you are. Know that there is something inside you that is greater than any obstacle. 2. Success is not given, it is earned. So work hard, stay focused, and never give up.3. The only limit to your impact is your imagination and commitment.4. Hard work beats t

Sayings about thoughts thinking

1. Your thoughts are the architects of your destiny.2. Change your thoughts and you change your world.3. The mind is everything. What you think you become.4. Your thoughts create your reality.5. You are not a drop in the ocean, you are the entire ocean in a drop.6. As you think, so shall

Madea favorite sayings

1. Hallelujer!2. I ain't scared of nobody but God.3. I'm a strong, independent woman who don't need no man.4. I'm gonna pray for you.5. If you don't want me to tell you the truth, don't ask me nothin'.6. I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell.7. I'm too blessed to be stressed.8. I do

Saturday brunch sayings

1. Brunch without champagne is just a sad breakfast.2. Brunch: the socially acceptable excuse for day drinking.3. Brunch is always a good idea.4. Brunch: where breakfast and lunch meet to create magic.5. Brunch: the most important meal of the weekend.6. Brunch is a lifestyle.7. Brunch:

Best sayings about promises

1. A promise made is a debt unpaid. - Robert W. Service2. Promises are the uniquely human way of ordering the future, making it predictable and reliable to the extent that this is humanly possible. - Hannah Arendt3. Promises are the uniquely human way of ordering the future, making it predictab

Coon hunters sayings

1. Hunt hard, hunt smart, hunt safe.2. A good coon dog is worth his weight in gold.3. Chase the coon, not the tail.4. In the woods, we trust our dogs.5. Coon hunting: where the thrill of the chase never gets old.6. The only thing better than a good coon dog is a good coon hunting buddy.7

Cute cheerleading sayings for t shirts

1. Slay the day, cheer the night away!2. Cheer loud, cheer proud!3. Fly high, cheer with pride!4. Cheerleading is not just a sport, it's a way of life!5. Keep calm and cheer on!6. Cheerleaders do it with spirit!7. Dare to cheer, dare to dream!8. Champions in cheer, leaders in spirit!