Throw pillows with funny sayings

1. "Nap Queen"

2. "I'm not lazy, I'm energy efficient"

3. "Sarcasm loading... please wait"

4. "I'm silently correcting your grammar"

5. "I run on coffee and sarcasm"

6. "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right"

7. "I'm not a morning person"

8. "I'm not bossy, I just have better ideas"

9. "I'm not short, I'm fun-sized"

10. "I'm not a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that?"

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Northern english sayings

1. It's brass monkeys out there - It's very cold outside.2. Eeh by gum - An expression of surprise or disbelief.3. Nowt so queer as folk - People are strange or unpredictable.4. I'm fair t'middlin' - I'm doing okay.5. Put wood in't hole - Close the door.6. It's chucking it down - It's ra

Dog me once than dog me again again sayings

Dog me once, shame on you; dog me again, shame on me. Dog me once, shame on the dog; dog me again, shame on the owner. Dog me once, learn from it; dog me again, stand up for yourself.

Sayings like head in the clouds

1. Lost in a daydream2. Living in a fantasy world3. Floating on air4. In a world of their own5. Off in la-la land6. Walking on clouds7. Head in the stars8. Lost in thought9. In a dreamy state10. Miles away

Reggae sayings quotes

1. One good thing about music, when it hits you, you feel no pain. - Bob Marley2. Don't worry about a thing, 'cause every little thing gonna be alright. - Bob Marley3. Love the life you live, live the life you love. - Bob Marley4. In this great future, you can't forget your past. - Bob Marle

Healing crystal sayings

1. As the crystal's energy flows, so does my healing and growth.2. In the stillness of the crystal, I find peace and balance within myself.3. With each breath, I absorb the healing energy of the crystal.4. The crystal's vibrations align with my own, bringing harmony and healing.5. Through t

Wedding thank you note sayings

1. We are so grateful for your presence at our wedding and for the thoughtful gift. Your support means the world to us.2. Thank you for sharing in the joy of our special day. Your love and well wishes are truly appreciated.3. Your kindness and generosity have touched our hearts. Thank you for b

Funny stay at home sayings

1. I'm not quarantined, I'm just in a long-term relationship with my couch.2. I've been practicing social distancing for years - it's called avoiding people.3. My house is clean enough to be healthy, and dirty enough to be happy.4. I put the 'home' in 'homemade' - because I'm always here!5.

Good luck funny sayings

1. May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short.2. May your wifi be strong and your patience be stronger.3. May your troubles be less and your blessings be more, and nothing but happiness come through your door.4. May your day be as bright as your smile.5. May your pockets be heavy an

Dope short sayings

1. Live in the moment.2. Be the change.3. Dream big, work hard.4. Stay true to yourself.5. Embrace the journey.6. Create your own sunshine.7. Love without limits.8. Chase your passion, not your pension.9. Find joy in the ordinary.10. Be fearless in the pursuit of what sets your so

Japanese kanji sayings musubi

結び (musubi) is a Japanese word that means connection or bond. It is often used in the context of relationships or ties between people. In kanji, 結び is written as 結び.