Thug sayings funny

Here are some funny thug sayings:

1. "I didn't choose the thug life, the thug life chose me...and I'm still waiting for a refund."

2. "I'm so gangsta, I carry a water gun just in case things get too real."

3. "I'm not a player, I just crush a lot...of potato chips."

4. "I run these streets...in my new running shoes."

5. "I'm so tough, I eat cereal without milk."

6. "I'm a certified thug...by my mom's standards."

7. "I've got 99 problems but a snitch ain't one...because I don't have any friends."

8. "I'm so hardcore, I once stayed up past 10 pm on a school night."

9. "I'm the boss around here...according to my cat."

10. "I'm a thug in the streets and a chef in the sheets...making grilled cheese sandwiches."

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